Here's what I kinda know about Seattle:
- Coffee is big.
- The suicide rate is big.
- It's rainy basically all the time except summer.
- Isn't it where grunge originated? I dunno.
- Ted Bundy Territory. AHHHHHHH!!!!! creep sauce.
- It's colder than it is in Monroe (Today the high in Monroe is 98 degrees. Yum.)
- It's where Grey's Anatomy is set.
- It's 3.5 hours from Forks (the rainiest city in the US and where Twilight is set). I know this because I googled the directions and because I'm cool. Pilgrimage in the works people.
- I also found out through my adventures in Google Directions that La Push is like an hour from Forks. PSHHHH is Bella nuts? I don't care how hot some werewolf is, I ain't driving an hour everyday to go see him when I have a SEXAH vampire on my arm. Let's be realistic here Stephenie Meyer.
big booty love. kbye.
(509): I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
(1-509): talent.
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"It's rainy basically all the time except summer." FALSE.
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- It's where 10 Things I Hate About You is set.
- The restaurant at the top of the Space Needle is delicious.
- Pike Place is BAMFY.
- They have lavender. I FUCKING LOVE THAT SHIT.
- And you know that Bella always drives like a crazy bitch so probably cut the drive down to 45 minutes. Now don't lie and tell me you wouldn't drive that far for the sexpot that is Jacob, especially when she was an emo brooding bitch.
- Seattle is 3 hours time difference, meaning that my late night booty calls will be totally normal for you.
SERIOUSLY, MEL?!!
ReplyDeleteI WOULD DRIVE MORE THAN AN HOUR FOR THE HOT SEXPOT OF JACOB. your statement is false.
and i love you.