Me = Christopher Columbus.

So today was exploration day. We all went to find our work places and then we went to the downtown area and met at the ORIGINAL STARBUCKS. whoot. I had macaroni at this diner and it was terrible--probably because my standards of good mac & cheese is based on Easy Mac.



To sum up today's experience...
I saw two very interesting things:
1. A drunken lady on the bus who I presumed to be also on drugs because only alcohol could not account for her insanity.
2. Men wearing kilts who weren't nearly as Scottish as I had hoped them to be--meaning there was an actual store selling kilts as fashionable attire. It was possibly the creepiest thing I've ever seen.

Also, we all went on a tour of Seattle's Underground. There were kids on the tour so whenever the tour guide referred to prostitution she would use the metaphor, "sewing." She called prostitutes, "seamstresses," and crossdressers were involved in "cross-stitching." LMAO.

We also found out that the guy who invented the toilets that were used in Seattle in the 1800s were called CRAPPERS because they were named after the genius behind the contraptions whose last name was... wait for it... CRAPPERS. Haaaaa






So I'm going to leave you with a text message convo between me & Liz that we submitted to textsfromlastnight.com

Liz (referring to the movie Slumdog Millionaire): The whole movie I was gushing.
Me: Tears? or Jizz?

kbye.


SHOUT OUTS:
Liz- Keep looking for sperm donors.
CMM- you > chocolate.
Louisa- Yea, you better read my blog. ;)